What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
14.06.2025 04:08

Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
How can one learn to talk frankly?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
Is it okay for a wife who comes home from a date to tell her husband what she did?
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
What are some tips for balancing chores, work, and family life as an adult with children?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
—
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What is the boldest and craziest thing your mother has ever done for you?
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Women like what they hear while men like what they see, it that true?
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Does the West have a defense against China's PL17 air-air missile?
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
Can you provide a list of cities named after animals and the animals they were named after?
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons