What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 01:51

So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Jason Sudeikis Remembers Uncle George Wendt as “an Incredible Influence” - The Hollywood Reporter
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Need a different reason to eat more fiber? How about microplastics? - The Seattle Times
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Eight Centers Lions Could Sign to Replace Frank Ragnow - Sports Illustrated
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why does a college girl cover her face with a scarf in Bangalore?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?
No, not a chance
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
FDA rushed out agency-wide AI tool—it’s not going well - Ars Technica
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minnesota Vikings News and Links: Another Day OF OTAs! - Daily Norseman
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
Mysterious sphere named Teleios found floating in the Milky Way - Earth.com
Still no good
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Stunning Space Film Premieres June 9 at Natural History’s Planetarium - West Side Rag
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.