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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 04:08

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So, the docs changed it to read

How can one learn to talk frankly?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What advice would you give to a father of a teenage daughter on how to protect her from boys, dating, and social media? How should fathers discuss these topics with their daughters?

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Ancient fossils show how the last mass extinction forever scrambled the ocean’s biodiversity - The Conversation

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No, not a chance

Is it okay for a wife who comes home from a date to tell her husband what she did?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Nuts and Butts

What are some tips for balancing chores, work, and family life as an adult with children?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

© you're so funny!

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

Can Donald Trump use the Alien Friends Act of 1798 to give ALL illegal immigrants an ultimatum: You have 1 month to leave America, after which you will be arrested and jailed for 3 years?

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What is the boldest and craziest thing your mother has ever done for you?

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

share office space ...

Women like what they hear while men like what they see, it that true?

Then came..

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Does the West have a defense against China's PL17 air-air missile?

So they tried

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Minds and Behinds

Can you provide a list of cities named after animals and the animals they were named after?

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

How is sex with a woman for gay men?