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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 01:51

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Jason Sudeikis Remembers Uncle George Wendt as “an Incredible Influence” - The Hollywood Reporter

Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

Need a different reason to eat more fiber? How about microplastics? - The Seattle Times

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

Eight Centers Lions Could Sign to Replace Frank Ragnow - Sports Illustrated

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Steelers players defend attending Trump rally at U.S. Steel plant: 'I'm not apologetic about that' - Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

Still no good.

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why does a college girl cover her face with a scarf in Bangalore?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?

No, not a chance

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

FDA rushed out agency-wide AI tool—it’s not going well - Ars Technica

Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minnesota Vikings News and Links: Another Day OF OTAs! - Daily Norseman

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Minds and Behinds

Mysterious sphere named Teleios found floating in the Milky Way - Earth.com

Still no good

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Stunning Space Film Premieres June 9 at Natural History’s Planetarium - West Side Rag

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.